Will on Beumont, TX

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  1. Kimberly Campbell says:

    great commentary Will!

  2. Gaylon Campbell says:

    Hi Will and the rest. I’m late reading this, so hope you will see the comment. You may have heard the joke about the man who, on his first visit to Texas, went into a bar. He was hungry, so ask the bar tender if he had a pretzel. The bar tender brought this huge 2 pound pretzel. The man said “don’t you have a small one”. The bar tender said “There ain’t no small in Texas.” After eating the pretzel he was pretty thirsty, so asked for a drink. The bar tender brought this huge 2 gallon mug. Again, the guy asked if there wasn’t something smaller. The bar tender said “There ain’t no small in Texas.” After the drink the guy needed a restroom, so asked the bar tender how to get there. The bar tender said “right down the hall and turn left.” The guy went down the hall, but got mixed up and turned right. The door led straight into the swimming pool, into which the guy immediately fell. As soon as he got back to the surface he shouted “don’t flush it! don’t flush it!”.

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